Today’s email of the day:
Sweetie,
I watched the last part of the Cats/Horns game. A 5 second inbound violation and a three-point play?? That’s too tough to swallow.
Hope you are hanging in there and not just hanging.
Love,
dad
My response:
hello father,
i am alive and well. no need to send the emt over to my apt today.
Good fathers know when their daughters should be on suicide watch.
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yea not sure which was worse..the implosion of 2010 or the last minute of yesterday’s game.
Rick Barnes/Jham are retarded for calling that timeout.
um. wow. hahahahaha. that is… 100% awesome. and to add to awesome father emails, here is what my dad wrote me today re: wisdom teeth:
“I felt terribly sorry for having given you this terrible Gene of bad teeth. But I feel for every tooth pulled, there must be some good thing that I have also passed down. Take the curly hair for example, it may save you some dough having to go to beauty salon to do the “electrical”. (perm)
omg this was morbidly adorbs.