Today was a Liz Lemon kind of morning around the Chat-o-sphere:
EH: i wanted to tell you something important.
jalapeno farmers have developed their jalapenos now to fit maximum cheese
me: !!!!
god bless the jalapeno farmers.
i like that you prefaced it with “i wanted to tell you something important.”
because really, what news could be more important than any news about the amount of cheese you can fit into produce
EH: http://www.good.is/post/new-jalapeno-bred-specifically-to-hold-more-cheese/.
i knew this would be significant for you.
i merely wanted to prime you for the news
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